megusmaximus (megusmaximus) wrote,

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So I went home last weekend and Sarah and Lyd threw me a "Loss of Virginity" party and they made me breakfast with bacon and waffles with whipped cream and syrup and MANGO JUICE!!! And then they gave me a Cosmo and lip balm and mints and a notebook with condoms stuck to the front. It was cool.
Unfortunately, I've used most of them. I'm really sore right now. Ow...but it was worth it. Miles has been uber-all-over-me ever since I got back. Apparently he really missed me...or at least my vagina. Ha.
That's all. I'm out.
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